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== Tetazoo Swim Test == | == Tetazoo Swim Test == |
Revision as of 21:26, 14 October 2009
A Day in The Life
"I think I just accidentally sketched out [a floorpizen's] parents."
"How?"
"Well, we were talking about humping doorknobs..."
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Piper - I don't want to molest you, I just want to use you!
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Rachel - Does anyone want some?
Drew D - (suggestively) Yes.
Rachel - ... CHEESE.
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Piper: Oh, it's for Rachel's Jew Club.
Theo: The first rule about Jew Club is you don't talk about Jew Club....
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Piper: Now that Buffy's over, I feel so empty inside.
Theresa: Well, we are going to Good Vibes tomorrow.
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Rachel: See, I don't have to worry about you getting klepto in my room because you'll probably just get too OCD and start cleaning it.
Piper: Or you'd never notice.
Rachel: Yeah, that too.
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Michael: You suck at MarioKart.
Piper: I FUCK YOU!
(Don't try to say "fuck you" and "I hate you" at the same time...)
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Piper: I'm feeling a little left out of these "who would you go {gay,straight} for conversations"...
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Theresa: I'm a physics major. Statistically, I have a penis.
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Piper: How many frozen things did I put in my vagina?
Tetazoo Swim Test
Tetazooan: TALL PEOPLE PUSH THE TOP!
Floorpi: ...
Floorpizen: TALL PEOPLE PUSH THE TOP!
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Have you tried pushing it? It's a push door. - Theo
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Tetazooan1: I think I can get through there!
Floorpizen: PUSH IT UP! PUSH IT UP!
Tetazooan2 (to Tetazooan1): You're not very good at being quiet, are you?