Festivus
The pole
I actually have no idea what/where the pole is. There are rumors of it being grunged/stolen, but all based on hear-say
In 2018, ixa's crutches were used as a mostly-acceptable substitute.
The song
Chorus: O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
Your glistening rod excites us!
Chorus
Your load to mass ratio is great
We're trusting you with all our weight.
Chorus
Chorus:O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
You give us so much pleasure.
Chorus
For every year the Festivus pole
brings to us all both socioeconomic equity and nondenominational interdisciplinary respect
Chorus
Chorus: O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
Thy lustrous anti-oxidation finish blinds us
Chorus
From each according to his ability
To each according to his need
Chorus
Chorus: O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
Your glory reigns over capitalism.
Chorus
May pig dog blood rain from your spout
And redistribute wealth to those without.
Chorus
Chorus: O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
The Airing of Grievances
In which we complain about other people/things/animals/objects/higher_powers.
This being Floorpi, meta-grievances about other people's grievances or lack thereof usually appear quickly.
The Feats of Strength
So hardcore that we got banned from the i3 video.
