Πnis

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As a hall our main bastions of distinction are video games and food. Other than that, we tend to describe ourselves as mellow, which sounds terribly generic.

πW Food

The food we provide for public occasions tends to set the bar high for other halls. We had an enormous Rush bounty that included fruit smoothies and fried ice cream, and our Donner Party featured well-executed people-shaped cakes.

πW Video Games

The IAP Duel against Slugfest last year unfortunately ended in a draw, which we blame on their bullshit insertion of Tetris into the lineup, and also on Krzysztof Baranowski not dropping any fucking Sunken Colonies. This year, to counter any wankery involving game selection (their GRT has already started pandering for old school games that he doesn't suck quite as hard at), we will be introducing guaranteed rape games such as Soulcalibur II and Enemy Territory.

Extending our Enormous πnis

The Donner party was actually held in hopes of sustaining the thrust of our delicious Rush. Considering our past reputation for less-than-mediocre parties, the Donner party was a success, since we had good attendance, good music, and good food. Suggestions for making the hall more visibly awesome to the rest of the world are welcome.

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