About Floorpi

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The Basics

Floorpi is the third floor of the west parallel of East Campus.

Third West is a benign dictatorship. We're not really sure who the dictator is, but it sure as hell ain't 4E. 4E is an annexed territory of floorpi, having been taken over via Article IV of their constitution.

Floorpi is a good place to live -- really, it is! -- it's just that in direct comparison with some of the other halls, the characteristics that define us as awesome aren't quite as... ostentatious. In an attempt to promote our less rambunctious form of awesome, the adjective of choice is "mellow."

We're not really sure what this means, but we think it's fairly true and it sounds good.

We have many different kinds of people who do all kinds of different things. Basically: we're uber diverse.

Materialism

The set of qualities that we feel make existence here worthwhile are referred to as Nice Things. Some of these Nice Things aren't actually things, but rather Nice People or Nice Concepts (however, the Nice Things article only lists non-abstract, non-living possessions of the hall). We really like food, because food is delicious, and dedicate a healthy portion of our attention to moving food and ourselves into eating range. (to be continued)