Another irish tooling song

Chorus

Now everybody's hosed
And we're going without repose [1]
We'll tool and tool and tool and tool [2]
And then we'll tool some more
We'll wrack our brains all night
Until the early morning light
Then we'll pass out, punt class, wake up
And then go toolin' once again

[1] Interchangeable, e.g. "It's been days since I've changed clothes", "And I can't feel my toes", "I've a thesis to propose"

[2] This line should increment in binary, i.e. the next chorus iteration should be "tool and tool and tool and punt". If you get to "punt and punt and punt and punt", replace instead with drinking, 'cause you're finished lol.

Verses (Use 2 per chorus)

I've never punted classes, I've never punted tests
I'd never punt a single problem on a problem set
I've gone to recitation since I got to MIT
But then I finished tooling and no one would punt for me

An MIT Course Sixer got shit-faced one fateful night
He opened up the console and smashed everything in sight
They finally subdued him, and the judge he stood before,
Said, "Lock him up for twenty years, he's rotten to the core!"

A Klingon proverb says revenge is a dish best served cold The Romans once suggested that fortune favors the bold ......