Dank memes

Excerpt from the dank memes-themed party e-mail, written by a particular memelord:

looking 5 some sani-T u talk to dumbledore who iz all spooky and mumblin to himself and dis is wat he sez:

THEN WHO WAZ PHONE?
LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
PHONE HAZ 5 LETTERZ
FIVE: A PENTAGRAM HAS FIVE SIDEZ
PENTAGRAM: A PENTRAGRAM FORMS TEH DIAGONALZ OF A PENTAGON
THE PENTAGON: GEORGE W. BUSH WAZ IN CHARGE OF TEH 9GAG ARMY IN 2048
BUSH: BUSH IZ ANOTHER WORD FOR WEED
WEED: SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
DAY: DAY HAS THREE LETTERS
LETTERS: THE US POST OFFICE DELIVERS LOTS OF LETTERS
US: THE US IS A COUNTRY
COUNTRY: JOHNNY CASH IS A COUNTRY SINGER
CASH: DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALL
DOLLA BILLS ARE RECTANGLES
RECTANGLES IS A SHAPE
TRIANGLES IS ALSO SHAPE
TEH ILLUMINERTY IS A TRIANGLE
ILLUMINERTY CONFIRMED!!!1!!111

and u say "o baby a triple1 oh yeah! teh illuminerty probably haz teh rarest pepes where can i find tem?;

and dumbledore looks u rite in teh illuminerty eye and he sez

THE DANK MEMES PARTY!!11!