Difference between revisions of "Festivus"
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==The pole== | ==The pole== | ||
| − | I actually have no idea what the pole is. | + | I actually have no idea what/where the pole is. There are rumors of it being grunged/stolen, but all based on hear-say |
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| + | In 2018, ixa's crutches were used as a mostly-acceptable substitute. | ||
==The song== | ==The song== | ||
| + | Chorus: O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole | ||
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| + | Your glistening rod excites us! | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''' | ||
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| + | Your load to mass ratio is great | ||
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| + | We're trusting you with all our weight. | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''' | ||
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| + | Chorus:O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole | ||
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| + | You give us so much pleasure. | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''' | ||
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| + | For every year the Festivus pole | ||
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| + | brings to us all both socioeconomic equity and nondenominational interdisciplinary respect | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''' | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''': O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole | ||
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| + | Thy lustrous anti-oxidation finish blinds us | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''' | ||
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| + | From each according to his ability | ||
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| + | To each according to his need | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''' | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''': O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole | ||
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| + | Your glory reigns over capitalism. | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''' | ||
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| + | May pig dog blood rain from your spout | ||
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| + | And redistribute wealth to those without. | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''' | ||
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| + | '''Chorus''': O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole | ||
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==The Airing of Grievances== | ==The Airing of Grievances== | ||
| − | In which we complain about other people. | + | In which we complain about other people/things/animals/objects/higher_powers. |
This being Floorpi, meta-grievances about other people's grievances or lack thereof usually appear quickly. | This being Floorpi, meta-grievances about other people's grievances or lack thereof usually appear quickly. | ||
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So hardcore that we got banned from the i3 video. | So hardcore that we got banned from the i3 video. | ||
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| + | [[Category: Definitely Not Games]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:36, 21 June 2018
The pole
I actually have no idea what/where the pole is. There are rumors of it being grunged/stolen, but all based on hear-say
In 2018, ixa's crutches were used as a mostly-acceptable substitute.
The song
Chorus: O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
Your glistening rod excites us!
Chorus
Your load to mass ratio is great
We're trusting you with all our weight.
Chorus
Chorus:O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
You give us so much pleasure.
Chorus
For every year the Festivus pole
brings to us all both socioeconomic equity and nondenominational interdisciplinary respect
Chorus
Chorus: O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
Thy lustrous anti-oxidation finish blinds us
Chorus
From each according to his ability
To each according to his need
Chorus
Chorus: O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
Your glory reigns over capitalism.
Chorus
May pig dog blood rain from your spout
And redistribute wealth to those without.
Chorus
Chorus: O Festivus pole, O Festivus pole
The Airing of Grievances
In which we complain about other people/things/animals/objects/higher_powers.
This being Floorpi, meta-grievances about other people's grievances or lack thereof usually appear quickly.
The Feats of Strength
So hardcore that we got banned from the i3 video.
