Garm Brood

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Garm Brood wants YOU to live for the Swarm

The GARM BROOD is the epitome of all that is Zerg. All other Broods are merely distractions for those that are not ready for the true glory of the Hive.

The GARM BROOD has several important mathematical properties.

  • GARM BROOD PWNS N00BS. This is an axiom and cannot be proven, though once in a while it proves you. Right in the face.
  • For all x in the set of things that exist, and all natural numbers n, nx < GARM BROOD.
  • No open cover of GARM BROOD has a finite subcover. However, GARM BROOD can still compact you.

The GARM BROOD is so awesome, that more often than not, at least two people are required to play the GARM BROOD in a game in order to properly approximate its might. Once in a while, two halves of the GARM BROOD will attack each other simply for the entertainment of getting lesser Tribes and Colonies to senselessly slaughter each other at the same time.