Help:Templates

That was a Serious Business template. It is being used both as an example, and an indication that this page is, in fact, serious business.

To let people know that your article is also Serious Business, add

{{SeriousBusiness}}

as the top line of the article.

Subsequent templates are arranged in approximate order of seriousness.

You're Doing It Wrong

<<<YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Your bullshit attempt at writing fails to meet our standards. It has been wiped and replaced with this eyefuck green panel, because our corneas bleed less this way. Go retrieve it from the Talk: page, and don't let it come back until it stops failing. WE ARE DISPLEASED.>>>

Your content is good, but your presentation... well, you know that one guy at the office who likes to read jokes directly from websites and pretend it makes him some sort of comic? The one who picks decent jokes, but fucks everything up because he can't get through the punch line without laughing? Your delivery sucks worse than his, so clean up your shit and quit doing it wrong.

Specifically, you're not anywhere close to meeting the standards contained herein, so we've wiped your contribution so that our eyes will stop bleeding. It's be moved to the Talk: page, so you haven't lost any of the material.

To let someone know that they're doing it wrong, tag their article with

{{Wrong}}

Then revert their change and move its effects to the Talk: page for the article they just raped.

MOAR

This article or section could benefit from MOAR data. You can help by sharing your wisdom on the subject, and by applying peer pressure to other contributors who might have something useful to say.

This template indicates that others should add to the article. Use it if you have created a page, and you feel that other peoples' contributions to the article are necessary to really flesh out the subject matter.

To let people know that your article needs MOAR, add

{{MOAR}}

to your article.

A related template also indicates that a category has too few elements in it:

There should definitely be MOAR articles that belong in this category. Go make one and tag it so we can collect the whole set.

To encourage people to make new pages in the same set, add

{{CateMOAR}}

to the beginning of the Category page.

You can tag an article as belonging to Category Foo by adding

[[Category:Foo]]

to the bottom of the article. To link to the category page itself, use

[[:Category:Foo]]

In Mother Russia, Info Boxes You!

{{Infobox:Person| name=Sho Uemura| phone=x5-6318| year=2010| room=H303| course=8| course2=18}}	Sho Uemura Room H303 Year 2010 Courses Physics, Mathematics
{{Infobox:Course| number=14.03| course=14| name=Microeconomic Theory and Public Policy| prereqs=14.01| credits=12 (4 -- 0 -- 8)| last-offer=Fall 2007| last-prof=P. Jia| next-offer=Spring 2007| next-prof=P. Jia| other=HASS Elective}} The prereqs, last-offer, last-prof, next-offer, next-prof, and other fields are optional.	14.03 Official Title Microeconomic Theory and Public Policy Prerequisite(s) 14.01 Credits 12 (4 -- 0 -- 8) Next Offering Spring 2007 Next Prof. P. Jia Other Details HASS Elective

LOLz

The content of the article below this template may contain roffles, and is no longer constrained to being Serious Business.

This template is only appears on articles starting with a Serious Business template. It indicates that the important information the article wanted to convey has been done with, and more humorous pursuits may commence below. Shit that's actually funny is preferred to outright wankery, but whatever (LOL INTERNET).

To let people know that you're finished with the lulz-incompatible part of your writing, add

{{Roffles}}

after you're finished with the real content.

Caution: Ununseeable

USE EXTREME CAUTION No matter what you try, you cannot unsee something.

You have been warned.

{{Ununseeable}}

to let people know that they might be in for a paradigm shift in human anatomy.

Don't Think About It

<center> HEY! Guess what just happened?

{{Lost}}

</center>

Constrained Writing

A puzzle to bring mental pain: On edit, your writing constrain To fit with the rule, Or be called a fool By original author. Insane!

This template signifies that everything on the page your are looking at, excluding the template itself, is limited by some rule. You should be careful not to break this rule when editing the article.

To let people know that you're going to mindfuck them with some unspoken rule, add

{{Template:Bondage}}

to the top of your page.