Difference between revisions of "Nice Things"

From Floor Pi Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search
m
 
(20 intermediate revisions by 8 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
−
this is a list of nice things that we either have and have destroyed or we don't have them because at least sometimes we're smart enough to waste money on things we don't deserve
+
There are two kinds of nice things. The kind we can have, and the kind we can't. Almost invariably, we can't have nice things.
  
−
==shiny baking pans==
+
Remember that time you were playing a [[The Game|game]] of soccer inside and you kicked it the wrong way and then your mother was crying over a broken vase and your father was glowering and getting ready to administer a beating and it was the best birthday ever?
  
−
but the dilemma is: will they be burned into submission before they run away?
+
Well, you're why you can't have nice things.
  
−
==vacuum cleaners==
+
==Nice Things We Can Have==
  
−
srsly, how do we manage to spend a ton of money on a vacuum and then break it or at least not be able to use it properly (really, you're an "engineer" you should be able to figure out how to use a vacuum)
+
* Wii
 +
* [[Roomba]] ?
 +
* [[Hall Pets]]
 +
* A Hall Wiki
 +
* New Gamecube Controllers! (12/16/07)
 +
* [[3W Computing#Wired switch|Gigabit switch]]
 +
* Algernon (the projector)
 +
* Your Mom!
  
−
suggestion: NO MORE HALL NEW VACUUMS (especially expensive ones...), or at least we should get a shop vac that might be able to hold up for more that a semester or two before people start complaining about it
+
==Nice Things We Can't Have==
 +
 
 +
* Shiny Cookware
 +
** Sure, we could buy them, but would they be burned into submission, or run away first?
 +
* Vacuum Cleaners
 +
** We spend so much money on them! Why do they keep breaking?!
 +
** I mean, srsly, the only thing that sucks more than the vacuums is our ability to operate them!
 +
** C'mon now, you're a fucking engineer.
 +
*** Suggestion: We either do not acquire any new vacuums, or we get one that's able to endure the [[Rape|ass-fucking]] someone's inevitably going to give it.
 +
* Segway
 +
* Friction tape under the coffee table.
 +
* Comfortable couches
 +
* XBox
 +
* Gamecube controllers
 +
** Go easy on the poor B buttons.
 +
* Chalk
 +
* Other [[broken]] things
 +
* Innocence

Latest revision as of 21:26, 11 August 2009

There are two kinds of nice things. The kind we can have, and the kind we can't. Almost invariably, we can't have nice things.

Remember that time you were playing a game of soccer inside and you kicked it the wrong way and then your mother was crying over a broken vase and your father was glowering and getting ready to administer a beating and it was the best birthday ever?

Well, you're why you can't have nice things.

Nice Things We Can Have

Nice Things We Can't Have

  • Shiny Cookware
    • Sure, we could buy them, but would they be burned into submission, or run away first?
  • Vacuum Cleaners
    • We spend so much money on them! Why do they keep breaking?!
    • I mean, srsly, the only thing that sucks more than the vacuums is our ability to operate them!
    • C'mon now, you're a fucking engineer.
      • Suggestion: We either do not acquire any new vacuums, or we get one that's able to endure the ass-fucking someone's inevitably going to give it.
  • Segway
  • Friction tape under the coffee table.
  • Comfortable couches
  • XBox
  • Gamecube controllers
    • Go easy on the poor B buttons.
  • Chalk
  • Other broken things
  • Innocence
Retrieved from "https://thirdwest.scripts.mit.edu:444/~thirdwest/wiki/index.php?title=Nice_Things&oldid=2080"