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A Day in The Life

"I think I just accidentally sketched out [a floorpizen's] parents."

"How?"

"Well, we were talking about humping doorknobs..."

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Piper - I don't want to molest you, I just want to use you!

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Rachel - Does anyone want some?

Drew D - (suggestively) Yes.

Rachel - ... CHEESE.

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Piper: Oh, it's for Rachel's Jew Club.

Theo: The first rule about Jew Club is you don't talk about Jew Club....

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Piper: Now that Buffy's over, I feel so empty inside.

Theresa: Well, we are going to Good Vibes tomorrow.

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Rachel: See, I don't have to worry about you getting klepto in my room because you'll probably just get too OCD and start cleaning it.

Piper: Or you'd never notice.

Rachel: Yeah, that too.

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Michael: You suck at MarioKart.

Piper: I FUCK YOU!

(Don't try to say "fuck you" and "I hate you" at the same time...)

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Piper: I'm feeling a little left out of these "who would you go {gay,straight} for conversations"...

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Theresa: I'm a physics major. Statistically, I have a penis.

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Piper: How many frozen things did I put in my vagina?

Tetazoo Swim Test

Tetazooan: TALL PEOPLE PUSH THE TOP!

Floorpi: ...

Floorpizen: TALL PEOPLE PUSH THE TOP!

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Have you tried pushing it? It's a push door. - Theo

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Tetazooan1: I think I can get through there!

Floorpizen: PUSH IT UP! PUSH IT UP!

Tetazooan2 (to Tetazooan1): You're not very good at being quiet, are you?