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[[User:Charlest|Charlest]] 20:55, 17 October 2007 (EDT)
 
*It makes Firefox quicksearches even more awesome than they are already. And that's pretty awesome. [[User:Meeg|Meeg]] 21:29, 17 October 2007 (EDT)
 
  
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{{Template:Lost}}
 
 
Welcome to the so-far Unofficial Floor Pi Wiki. We're still getting set up now, but feel free to contribute.
 
 
We are currently getting ready for wider hall use, so please refrain from [[wankery]] until we getting things up
 
and running, and have most of the pages up that we want.
 
 
This wiki is being hosted on the hall locker. If it ends up working out well, we will leave it there. If not, it
 
shall be one of many [[Nice Things|Nice Things We Can't Have]].
 
 
If you are new to this whole wiki thing, you might want to check out the
 
[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Contents User's Guide] for information on using it. We are also working on
 
[[Help:Editing|a version]] with information about basic formatting, as well as stylistic pointers.
 
 
'''If you are new to the wiki itself, please read the [[Rules|Rules of Fight Club]] before doing anything
 
else.'''
 
'''If you can't edit pages, you should visit
 
[https://scripts-cert.mit.edu/~thirdwest/wiki/ https://scripts-cert.mit.edu/~thirdwest/wiki/].
 
[http://scripts.mit.edu/~thirdwest/wiki/ http://scripts.mit.edu/~thirdwest/wiki/] does not log you in.'''
 
 
==News!==
 
 
===The System===
 
 
I'm considering instating one or two active sysops soon -- that is, people who are willing to take a little time
 
each day to patrol some subset of the edits and make sure they're up to standard. If you are making edits
 
frequently, and [[The Lake]] sees that your edits are good, then I will sysop you. I make no guarantees that I'm
 
actually paying attention to anything, nor that my system of rewards is not semirandom. Isn't there some story
 
about birds and feeders that says something about that?
 
 
The stick corresponding to that carrot is bans. I don't wish to add a threat to every system-related message I
 
make, so I'll put it all here: If you are making good edits, the wiki gets (I get) positive utility. If you make
 
mediocre or shitty edits, I get a little irritated and mark, correct, or completely delete your work; it costs me
 
a little bit of time, but since I can screen for Recent changes it's pretty much zero utility for me and the wiki.
 
If you are making edits that simply detract from the quality of the wiki, then I get negative utility, and I pass
 
the savings on to you, the consumer, by banning your ass. Bans will get incrementally lengthier as I get
 
increasingly pissed off. I make no guarantees that my system is in anyway consistent, but I promise not to kick
 
you in the balls if you don't take a steaming shit on everyone else's work.
 
 
This is the last of the teetering-on-Draconian rants I will do. Hopefully I won't actually have to make good on
 
any threats. In the future, my displeasure, or the displeasure of other sysops, will manifest as random changes
 
and possibly deletions on whatever you're working on. To avoid confusion, it will come with a fairly unambiguous
 
image macro saying YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
 
 
I will start letting more of the hall catch wind of this after the number of coherent articles reaches some
 
arbitrary number -- let's say, 60. We are currently at '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}''' real articles.
 
 
===Ooh, Shiny!===
 
 
A new [[Nice Things|Nice Thing]] has been added to the wiki: The [[Current events|Current Events]] page now
 
actually does something!
 
 
A [[Shiny Main|shinier Main Page]] is under construction. Take a look and give your commentary on the
 
[[Talk:Shiny Main|Talk: page]].
 
 
==Serious Fucking Business==
 
 
A [[Serious Business]] template marks pages that actually have serious content -- which is to say, things like
 
administrative data and such. Use your own discretion as to how much wankery other articles can take, but leave
 
these ones alone. The Serious Business template looks like this:
 
 
{{Template:SeriousBusiness}}
 
 
Please tag any page that should actually be treated seriously with <nowiki>{{Template:SeriousBusiness}}</nowiki>
 
as the first line. This is the most important of the templates in use, but see [[Help:Templates]] for a few more
 
that can be used to tag articles.
 
 
In general, if an article looks like it's actually trying to convey information, please leave it be; or if there
 
is a good [[Wankery|wank]] to be had, at least stick it at the end of the article so that relevant data gets seen
 
before whatever implementation of Goatse you've used.
 
 
==To-Do List==
 
For now, the information we want to aggregate in this wiki are as follows:
 
 
* Local Information, especially about [[:Category:Restaurants|Restaurants]]
 
* [[Video Games|Video game]] Information, to help newer people join the fold of gamers on hall, and to help people
 
already addicted to organize themselves
 
* [[:Category:Hall memes|Memetics of the hall]], for example [[Curse This Body|cursing your body]] and
 
[[The Lake|praising the lake]]
 
* Event Organization, for parties and such
 
** On that note, music organization. We hope to make more information about playlists and such available to you.
 
* Course Information, so that cruft can pass on their wisdom
 
* [[Help:Internet|How To Not Suck At The Internet]], and other useful advice
 
** Regarding not sucking at the Internet, please don't hotlink to images from this wiki, as I get any shit from annoyed
 
webmasters who want to know where their bandwidth has gone. If you want an image that badly, download the damn thing
 
and link to it from your own www/ directory.
 
* [[Hall Admin Stuffs|Hall Administrative Information]], such as the results of budget meetings, party dates, etc.
 
*[[3W Society]] - list of people, hopefully with some organization
 
This page will later be replaced by something more informative about the hall itself, so that we can direct prospective
 
hall members to it, and they can start learning about us without immediately being exposed to [[PENIS|PENIS PENIS PENIS]].
 
 
Looking for something to do? Here's a list of [[Special:Whatlinkshere/Template:MOAR|articles that need MOAR contributions]],
 
and [[Special:Whatlinkshere/Template:CateMOAR|categories that need MOAR articles]]. And here's
 
[[Special:Wantedpages|a list of "red links"]] that point to nonexistent articles that other articles link to nonetheless.
 
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