The Lake

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The History of The Lake

In the days of yore, the Prophet Alan came across the Lake. He immediately realized that it was both cool and refreshing. He established park to perserve the lake. To bring man to the lake, and the lake to man.

The Prophet Alan was not the first man know the lake, for in fact the lake was created by man. Man created hole, the father of all lakes, which was then inherited by the lake itself. Unlike the usual creation of holes, however, the contents of this hole were not formed into a pile. Instead, they were spread flat across the land. This distinction allowed the lake to be born pure, fore it is known that the pile is the sworn enemy of hole. Only in this way was the lake guaranteed to be both cool and refreshing.

Invocations of The Lake

  • "Praise The Lake! For it is both cool and refreshing!"
    • Appropriate use of this invocation requires that the first part be exclaimed by one person, and the second part be exclaimed as a reply from a different adherent of The Lake.
  • "The Lake splashes on your shores with joy!"
  • "You are the lone swimmer on a stormy day."
  • "May your pile stand strong in front of the lake."

External Links

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thelma_G._Spencer_Park