Who-said-it-on-floorpi@

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who-said-it-on-floorpi@ is a mailing list where people send funny out-of-context quotes. According to its creator, it is "totally not imported from danger third".

Some quotes follow. See if you can guess the sayer

  • "ah, fuck, i'm walking. fuck."
  • "i should stop using the word 'item' to describe this item"
  • "you don't /smell/ 6-2"
  • "how many sides does this rectangle HAVE???"
  • "Is it still morning?" "Yes, I am currently 'morning' my sleep schedule"
Quote Timestamp
"Drinking alcohol is cool." Feb 27, 6:03 PM
"If your highest card is 6, then you should declare Tichu." Feb 25, 11:53 PM
"I can’t count, I’m a math major." Feb 19, 11:59 PM
'if everyone today said that you are stupid, and you say that someone else is stupid, most likely that person is not stupid' Feb 17, 11:37 PM
"I love real anal but i hate real anal" Feb 14, 3:35 AM
"Senility is like craziness, candy is like… crush…" Dec 20, 2019, 11:23 PM
"I like boys and intestines" Dec 12, 2019, 3:10 AM
"sonic the hedgehog is my spirit animal" Dec 11, 2019, 9:31 PM
"floorpi is above the pigeonhole principle" Dec 3, 2019, 7:23 PM
"I have sex every day, where sex is defined as rhythym games" Nov 25, 2019, 5:49 PM
"I really got to know my tongue very intimately." Nov 21, 2019, 11:02 PM
"The hanaber hanabs the hanabee" Nov 19, 2019, 11:58 PM
"i don't want to murder anyone. they call me johny appleseed, not johny humanseed" Nov 10, 2019, 8:29 PM
"People should dress according to their dragon." Oct 25, 2019, 12:51 AM
"I would not enter into a relationship with Julian" Oct 19, 2019, 10:45 PM
"I write bugs, with some code in it" Oct 18, 2019, 11:47 AM
"that is my own personal fuck" Oct 11, 2019, 1:15 AM
"How do you go to this school and stay straight" Oct 3, 2019, 4:09 PM
"I’m the watch-related asshole" Oct 5, 2019, 7:30 AM
"is north dakota considered a form of birth control" Oct 1, 2019, 3:12 AM
"I want real estate to be my sugar daddy" Sep 29, 2019, 3:28 AM
"We’d just go around the circle saying “truth or dare” and then “yes”" Sep 29, 2019, 3:03 AM
”Sex isn’t sexual, not if you’re doing it right.” Sep 25, 2019, 5:07 PM
"You can’t have children, so obviously I would cheat!" Sep 23, 2019, 5:24 PM
"I wanna hug these voices" Sep 20, 2019, 12:12 AM
"I can use Epstein money on new bones?" Sep 18, 2019, 1:01 AM
"Who cares about sexuality when you can get new bones?" Sep 17, 2019, 7:18 PM
"i feel it" in response to a hug Sep 16, 2019, 12:39 AM
"All religions are canceled" Sep 17, 2019, 12:13 AM
"This explains why I have so many clones running around [on floorpi]" Sep 16, 2019, 1:16 AM
"I wanna go to lecture to take notes." Sep 15, 2019, 8:24 PM
"Okay." Sep 13, 2019, 2:11 PM
"I think dwhatley is sexy" Sep 11, 2019, 10:39 PM
"🎵 A B C D E F Sock 🎶" Sep 11, 2019, 1:05 AM
"why are you licking the fork seductively?" Sep 10, 2019, 11:44 PM
"You ate your 5th wife?!" Sep 11, 2019, 12:36 AM
"This exhibits perfect square energy" Sep 8, 2019, 8:55 PM
"I like my men like I like my coffee: shaken, not stirred" Sep 7, 2019, 3:30 PM
"You're not tall enough to deserve my respect" Sep 7, 2019, 6:37 AM
"teach your dad sex ed" Sep 7, 2019, 3:10 AM
"I'll take the two inches" Sep 6, 2019, 5:22 PM
"Is this how obama feels" Sep 6, 2019, 3:25 PM
"I call being Kim Jong-Un" Sep 4, 2019, 1:12 AM
"friends are food, not fish" Sep 3, 2019, 11:26 PM
"can i take 17 because i have 16 children now" 20:12 09/01/19
"I just realized I can buy more high-schoolers for really cheap" 2:39 05/26/18
"I guess calculus is like all the derivatives at once anyway." 02:25 05/26/18
"you should go to sleep IN A BED...."
"This is a bed."
23:29 05/22/18
"What do we do with this Jakob person?" 12:59 05/20/18
"who needs a plate when you have fuck" 12:52 05/20/18
"Tag yourself im dinner" 20:09 05/16/18
"i AM ___, redactor of breezes!" 12:10 05/05/18
"time to start killing off the u.s." 23:44 05/05/18
"so you just venmoed money to his signal?" 01:41 05/03/18
"what's the emoji for *grimaces oddly*" 23:46 04/30/18
"I have stopped"
*sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze*
19:43 04/30/18
"picking your hair out of my clothes is usually enough to occupy me for a class" 17:13 04/29/18
“No, I didn’t say that! How could you think that! Wait, but I didn’t mean it like that. Ugh, I’m the worst. I guess that’s how it is.” 18:52 04/28/18
"No! That's my corn. You can't have it." 3:07 11/14/17
"I can be polyamorous with professors" 3:31 11/05/17
"Does acne cause sleep?" 4:17 11/01/17
"If time is a social construct, why didn't we make more of it?" 22:59 10/24/17
"I just realized algorithm is an anagram of logarithm."
"That's nominative determinism at its finest."
16:52 10/21/17
"We need a rigorous definition of zombie" 22:25 10/18/17
"I'll try playing with myself and see what happens" 10:39 10/15/17
"Winning is for losers" 10:04 10/10/17
"I'd have lower body hair" 10:07 10/07/17
"Can case classes have private parts?" 12:19 10/05/17
"I can see you sleeping with him" 12:42 10/02/17
"Is this a Feynman diagram or a person?" 18:00 09/29/17
There Was A Rabbit Prince 01:08 09/22/17
"each lecture of this [class] is like a rick and morty episode" 15:00 09/16/17
"it would matter to my existence if i were a black hole with consciousness" 16:37 09/16/17
"The way you cook pasta is you disinfect it." 16:40 09/06/17
"When you're a pig you can't meow" 23:16 09/03/17