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'''who-said-it-on-floorpi@''' is a mailing list where people send funny out-of-context quotes. According to its creator, it is "totally not imported from danger third". | '''who-said-it-on-floorpi@''' is a mailing list where people send funny out-of-context quotes. According to its creator, it is "totally not imported from danger third". | ||
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* "ah, fuck, i'm walking. fuck." | * "ah, fuck, i'm walking. fuck." | ||
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* "how many sides does this rectangle HAVE???" | * "how many sides does this rectangle HAVE???" | ||
* "Is it still morning?" "Yes, I am currently 'morning' my sleep schedule" | * "Is it still morning?" "Yes, I am currently 'morning' my sleep schedule" | ||
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| + | ! Quote | ||
| + | ! Timestamp | ||
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| + | | "I just realized I can buy more high-schoolers for really cheap" || 2:39 05/26/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "I guess calculus is like all the derivatives at once anyway." || 02:25 05/26/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "you should go to sleep IN A BED...."<br>"This is a bed." || 23:29 05/22/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "What do we do with this Jakob person?" || 12:59 05/20/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "who needs a plate when you have fuck" || 12:52 05/20/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "Tag yourself im dinner" || 20:09 05/16/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "i AM ___, redactor of breezes!" || 12:10 05/05/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "time to start killing off the u.s." || 23:44 05/05/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "so you just venmoed money to his signal?" || 01:41 05/03/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "what's the emoji for *grimaces oddly*" || 23:46 04/30/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "I have stopped" <br> *sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze* || 19:43 04/30/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "picking your hair out of my clothes is usually enough to occupy me for a class" || 17:13 04/29/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | “No, I didn’t say that! How could you think that! Wait, but I didn’t mean it like that. Ugh, I’m the worst. I guess that’s how it is.” || 18:52 04/28/18 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "No! That's my corn. You can't have it." || 3:07 11/14/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "I can be polyamorous with professors" || 3:31 11/05/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "Does acne cause sleep?" || 4:17 11/01/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "If time is a social construct, why didn't we make more of it?" || 22:59 10/24/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |"I just realized algorithm is an anagram of logarithm." <br> "That's nominative determinism at its finest." || 16:52 10/21/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "We need a rigorous definition of zombie" || 22:25 10/18/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "I'll try playing with myself and see what happens" || 10:39 10/15/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "Winning is for losers" || 10:04 10/10/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "I'd have lower body hair" || 10:07 10/07/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "Can case classes have private parts?" || 12:19 10/05/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "I can see you sleeping with him" || 12:42 10/02/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "Is this a Feynman diagram or a person?" || 18:00 09/29/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | [[Stories#There Was A Rabbit Prince | There Was A Rabbit Prince]] || 01:08 09/22/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "each lecture of this [class] is like a rick and morty episode" ||15:00 09/16/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "it would matter to my existence if i were a black hole with consciousness" | ||
| + | ||16:37 09/16/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "The way you cook pasta is you disinfect it." ||16:40 09/06/17 | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | "When you're a pig you can't meow" ||23:16 09/03/17 | ||
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Revision as of 11:27, 20 June 2018
who-said-it-on-floorpi@ is a mailing list where people send funny out-of-context quotes. According to its creator, it is "totally not imported from danger third".
Some quotes follow. See if you can guess the sayer
- "ah, fuck, i'm walking. fuck."
- "i should stop using the word 'item' to describe this item"
- "you don't /smell/ 6-2"
- "how many sides does this rectangle HAVE???"
- "Is it still morning?" "Yes, I am currently 'morning' my sleep schedule"
| Quote | Timestamp |
|---|---|
| "I just realized I can buy more high-schoolers for really cheap" | 2:39 05/26/18 |
| "I guess calculus is like all the derivatives at once anyway." | 02:25 05/26/18 |
| "you should go to sleep IN A BED...." "This is a bed." |
23:29 05/22/18 |
| "What do we do with this Jakob person?" | 12:59 05/20/18 |
| "who needs a plate when you have fuck" | 12:52 05/20/18 |
| "Tag yourself im dinner" | 20:09 05/16/18 |
| "i AM ___, redactor of breezes!" | 12:10 05/05/18 |
| "time to start killing off the u.s." | 23:44 05/05/18 |
| "so you just venmoed money to his signal?" | 01:41 05/03/18 |
| "what's the emoji for *grimaces oddly*" | 23:46 04/30/18 |
| "I have stopped" *sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze* |
19:43 04/30/18 |
| "picking your hair out of my clothes is usually enough to occupy me for a class" | 17:13 04/29/18 |
| “No, I didn’t say that! How could you think that! Wait, but I didn’t mean it like that. Ugh, I’m the worst. I guess that’s how it is.” | 18:52 04/28/18 |
| "No! That's my corn. You can't have it." | 3:07 11/14/17 |
| "I can be polyamorous with professors" | 3:31 11/05/17 |
| "Does acne cause sleep?" | 4:17 11/01/17 |
| "If time is a social construct, why didn't we make more of it?" | 22:59 10/24/17 |
| "I just realized algorithm is an anagram of logarithm." "That's nominative determinism at its finest." |
16:52 10/21/17 |
| "We need a rigorous definition of zombie" | 22:25 10/18/17 |
| "I'll try playing with myself and see what happens" | 10:39 10/15/17 |
| "Winning is for losers" | 10:04 10/10/17 |
| "I'd have lower body hair" | 10:07 10/07/17 |
| "Can case classes have private parts?" | 12:19 10/05/17 |
| "I can see you sleeping with him" | 12:42 10/02/17 |
| "Is this a Feynman diagram or a person?" | 18:00 09/29/17 |
| There Was A Rabbit Prince | 01:08 09/22/17 |
| "each lecture of this [class] is like a rick and morty episode" | 15:00 09/16/17 |
| "it would matter to my existence if i were a black hole with consciousness" | 16:37 09/16/17 |
| "The way you cook pasta is you disinfect it." | 16:40 09/06/17 |
| "When you're a pig you can't meow" | 23:16 09/03/17 |
