Difference between revisions of "Who-said-it-on-floorpi@"
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+ | | "🎵 A B C D E F Sock 🎶" || Sep 11, 2019, 1:05 AM | ||
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+ | | "why are you licking the fork seductively?" || Sep 10, 2019, 11:44 PM | ||
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+ | | "You ate your 5th wife?!" || Sep 11, 2019, 12:36 AM | ||
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+ | | "This exhibits perfect square energy" || Sep 8, 2019, 8:55 PM | ||
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+ | | "I like my men like I like my coffee: shaken, not stirred" || Sep 7, 2019, 3:30 PM | ||
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+ | | "You're not tall enough to deserve my respect" || Sep 7, 2019, 6:37 AM | ||
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+ | | "teach your dad sex ed" || Sep 7, 2019, 3:10 AM | ||
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+ | | "I'll take the two inches" || Sep 6, 2019, 5:22 PM | ||
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+ | | "Is this how obama feels" || Sep 6, 2019, 3:25 PM | ||
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+ | | "I call being Kim Jong-Un" || Sep 4, 2019, 1:12 AM | ||
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+ | | "friends are food, not fish" || Sep 3, 2019, 11:26 PM | ||
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+ | | "can i take 17 because i have 16 children now" || 20:12 09/01/19 | ||
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| "I just realized I can buy more high-schoolers for really cheap" || 2:39 05/26/18 | | "I just realized I can buy more high-schoolers for really cheap" || 2:39 05/26/18 |
Revision as of 02:39, 31 July 2020
who-said-it-on-floorpi@ is a mailing list where people send funny out-of-context quotes. According to its creator, it is "totally not imported from danger third".
Some quotes follow. See if you can guess the sayer
- "ah, fuck, i'm walking. fuck."
- "i should stop using the word 'item' to describe this item"
- "you don't /smell/ 6-2"
- "how many sides does this rectangle HAVE???"
- "Is it still morning?" "Yes, I am currently 'morning' my sleep schedule"
Quote | Timestamp |
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"🎵 A B C D E F Sock 🎶" | Sep 11, 2019, 1:05 AM |
"why are you licking the fork seductively?" | Sep 10, 2019, 11:44 PM |
"You ate your 5th wife?!" | Sep 11, 2019, 12:36 AM |
"This exhibits perfect square energy" | Sep 8, 2019, 8:55 PM |
"I like my men like I like my coffee: shaken, not stirred" | Sep 7, 2019, 3:30 PM |
"You're not tall enough to deserve my respect" | Sep 7, 2019, 6:37 AM |
"teach your dad sex ed" | Sep 7, 2019, 3:10 AM |
"I'll take the two inches" | Sep 6, 2019, 5:22 PM |
"Is this how obama feels" | Sep 6, 2019, 3:25 PM |
"I call being Kim Jong-Un" | Sep 4, 2019, 1:12 AM |
"friends are food, not fish" | Sep 3, 2019, 11:26 PM |
"can i take 17 because i have 16 children now" | 20:12 09/01/19 |
"I just realized I can buy more high-schoolers for really cheap" | 2:39 05/26/18 |
"I guess calculus is like all the derivatives at once anyway." | 02:25 05/26/18 |
"you should go to sleep IN A BED...." "This is a bed." |
23:29 05/22/18 |
"What do we do with this Jakob person?" | 12:59 05/20/18 |
"who needs a plate when you have fuck" | 12:52 05/20/18 |
"Tag yourself im dinner" | 20:09 05/16/18 |
"i AM ___, redactor of breezes!" | 12:10 05/05/18 |
"time to start killing off the u.s." | 23:44 05/05/18 |
"so you just venmoed money to his signal?" | 01:41 05/03/18 |
"what's the emoji for *grimaces oddly*" | 23:46 04/30/18 |
"I have stopped" *sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze* |
19:43 04/30/18 |
"picking your hair out of my clothes is usually enough to occupy me for a class" | 17:13 04/29/18 |
“No, I didn’t say that! How could you think that! Wait, but I didn’t mean it like that. Ugh, I’m the worst. I guess that’s how it is.” | 18:52 04/28/18 |
"No! That's my corn. You can't have it." | 3:07 11/14/17 |
"I can be polyamorous with professors" | 3:31 11/05/17 |
"Does acne cause sleep?" | 4:17 11/01/17 |
"If time is a social construct, why didn't we make more of it?" | 22:59 10/24/17 |
"I just realized algorithm is an anagram of logarithm." "That's nominative determinism at its finest." |
16:52 10/21/17 |
"We need a rigorous definition of zombie" | 22:25 10/18/17 |
"I'll try playing with myself and see what happens" | 10:39 10/15/17 |
"Winning is for losers" | 10:04 10/10/17 |
"I'd have lower body hair" | 10:07 10/07/17 |
"Can case classes have private parts?" | 12:19 10/05/17 |
"I can see you sleeping with him" | 12:42 10/02/17 |
"Is this a Feynman diagram or a person?" | 18:00 09/29/17 |
There Was A Rabbit Prince | 01:08 09/22/17 |
"each lecture of this [class] is like a rick and morty episode" | 15:00 09/16/17 |
"it would matter to my existence if i were a black hole with consciousness" | 16:37 09/16/17 |
"The way you cook pasta is you disinfect it." | 16:40 09/06/17 |
"When you're a pig you can't meow" | 23:16 09/03/17 |