Who-said-it-on-floorpi@
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who-said-it-on-floorpi@ is a mailing list where people send funny out-of-context quotes. According to its creator, it is "totally not imported from danger third".
Some quotes follow. See if you can guess the sayer
- "ah, fuck, i'm walking. fuck."
- "i should stop using the word 'item' to describe this item"
- "you don't /smell/ 6-2"
- "how many sides does this rectangle HAVE???"
- "Is it still morning?" "Yes, I am currently 'morning' my sleep schedule"
Quote | Timestamp |
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"Drinking alcohol is cool." | Feb 27, 6:03 PM |
"If your highest card is 6, then you should declare Tichu." | Feb 25, 11:53 PM |
"I can’t count, I’m a math major." | Feb 19, 11:59 PM |
'if everyone today said that you are stupid, and you say that someone else is stupid, most likely that person is not stupid' | Feb 17, 11:37 PM |
"I love real anal but i hate real anal" | Feb 14, 3:35 AM |
"Senility is like craziness, candy is like… crush…" | Dec 20, 2019, 11:23 PM |
"I like boys and intestines" | Dec 12, 2019, 3:10 AM |
"sonic the hedgehog is my spirit animal" | Dec 11, 2019, 9:31 PM |
"floorpi is above the pigeonhole principle" | Dec 3, 2019, 7:23 PM |
"I have sex every day, where sex is defined as rhythym games" | Nov 25, 2019, 5:49 PM |
"I really got to know my tongue very intimately." | Nov 21, 2019, 11:02 PM |
"The hanaber hanabs the hanabee" | Nov 19, 2019, 11:58 PM |
"i don't want to murder anyone. they call me johny appleseed, not johny humanseed" | Nov 10, 2019, 8:29 PM |
"People should dress according to their dragon." | Oct 25, 2019, 12:51 AM |
"I would not enter into a relationship with Julian" | Oct 19, 2019, 10:45 PM |
"I write bugs, with some code in it" | Oct 18, 2019, 11:47 AM |
"that is my own personal fuck" | Oct 11, 2019, 1:15 AM |
"How do you go to this school and stay straight" | Oct 3, 2019, 4:09 PM |
"I’m the watch-related asshole" | Oct 5, 2019, 7:30 AM |
"is north dakota considered a form of birth control" | Oct 1, 2019, 3:12 AM |
"I want real estate to be my sugar daddy" | Sep 29, 2019, 3:28 AM |
"We’d just go around the circle saying “truth or dare” and then “yes”" | Sep 29, 2019, 3:03 AM |
”Sex isn’t sexual, not if you’re doing it right.” | Sep 25, 2019, 5:07 PM |
"You can’t have children, so obviously I would cheat!" | Sep 23, 2019, 5:24 PM |
"I wanna hug these voices" | Sep 20, 2019, 12:12 AM |
"I can use Epstein money on new bones?" | Sep 18, 2019, 1:01 AM |
"Who cares about sexuality when you can get new bones?" | Sep 17, 2019, 7:18 PM |
"i feel it" in response to a hug | Sep 16, 2019, 12:39 AM |
"All religions are canceled" | Sep 17, 2019, 12:13 AM |
"This explains why I have so many clones running around [on floorpi]" | Sep 16, 2019, 1:16 AM |
"I wanna go to lecture to take notes." | Sep 15, 2019, 8:24 PM |
"Okay." | Sep 13, 2019, 2:11 PM |
"I think dwhatley is sexy" | Sep 11, 2019, 10:39 PM |
"🎵 A B C D E F Sock 🎶" | Sep 11, 2019, 1:05 AM |
"why are you licking the fork seductively?" | Sep 10, 2019, 11:44 PM |
"You ate your 5th wife?!" | Sep 11, 2019, 12:36 AM |
"This exhibits perfect square energy" | Sep 8, 2019, 8:55 PM |
"I like my men like I like my coffee: shaken, not stirred" | Sep 7, 2019, 3:30 PM |
"You're not tall enough to deserve my respect" | Sep 7, 2019, 6:37 AM |
"teach your dad sex ed" | Sep 7, 2019, 3:10 AM |
"I'll take the two inches" | Sep 6, 2019, 5:22 PM |
"Is this how obama feels" | Sep 6, 2019, 3:25 PM |
"I call being Kim Jong-Un" | Sep 4, 2019, 1:12 AM |
"friends are food, not fish" | Sep 3, 2019, 11:26 PM |
"can i take 17 because i have 16 children now" | 20:12 09/01/19 |
"I just realized I can buy more high-schoolers for really cheap" | 2:39 05/26/18 |
"I guess calculus is like all the derivatives at once anyway." | 02:25 05/26/18 |
"you should go to sleep IN A BED...." "This is a bed." |
23:29 05/22/18 |
"What do we do with this Jakob person?" | 12:59 05/20/18 |
"who needs a plate when you have fuck" | 12:52 05/20/18 |
"Tag yourself im dinner" | 20:09 05/16/18 |
"i AM ___, redactor of breezes!" | 12:10 05/05/18 |
"time to start killing off the u.s." | 23:44 05/05/18 |
"so you just venmoed money to his signal?" | 01:41 05/03/18 |
"what's the emoji for *grimaces oddly*" | 23:46 04/30/18 |
"I have stopped" *sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze* |
19:43 04/30/18 |
"picking your hair out of my clothes is usually enough to occupy me for a class" | 17:13 04/29/18 |
“No, I didn’t say that! How could you think that! Wait, but I didn’t mean it like that. Ugh, I’m the worst. I guess that’s how it is.” | 18:52 04/28/18 |
"No! That's my corn. You can't have it." | 3:07 11/14/17 |
"I can be polyamorous with professors" | 3:31 11/05/17 |
"Does acne cause sleep?" | 4:17 11/01/17 |
"If time is a social construct, why didn't we make more of it?" | 22:59 10/24/17 |
"I just realized algorithm is an anagram of logarithm." "That's nominative determinism at its finest." |
16:52 10/21/17 |
"We need a rigorous definition of zombie" | 22:25 10/18/17 |
"I'll try playing with myself and see what happens" | 10:39 10/15/17 |
"Winning is for losers" | 10:04 10/10/17 |
"I'd have lower body hair" | 10:07 10/07/17 |
"Can case classes have private parts?" | 12:19 10/05/17 |
"I can see you sleeping with him" | 12:42 10/02/17 |
"Is this a Feynman diagram or a person?" | 18:00 09/29/17 |
There Was A Rabbit Prince | 01:08 09/22/17 |
"each lecture of this [class] is like a rick and morty episode" | 15:00 09/16/17 |
"it would matter to my existence if i were a black hole with consciousness" | 16:37 09/16/17 |
"The way you cook pasta is you disinfect it." | 16:40 09/06/17 |
"When you're a pig you can't meow" | 23:16 09/03/17 |