Charles' Pants

You are in Charles' pants.

If you are not reading this, and you are still in Charles' pants...then you are doing it wrong.

Charles' pants have rules, which are enforced fairly strongly. Note that discussing Charles' pants publicly is not a violation of any rules, but discussing Charles' pants is.

Charles' pants are shiny.

Charles' pants are aware of any person who has been in them at least once.

Charles has many other pants.

(If you haven't figured out what Charles' pants are you must now curse your body).